Oh… hello 2009.

I really don’t understand why people make such a big deal over new years, with all the resolutions that never get carried out, and all the people that are committed to changing in some way, but never really do. Actually I don’t see why people make such a big deal out of most things people make such a big deal out of. Like thanksgiving… we have a day where we east twice our weight in turkey and stuffing and cranberrywhatever and it becomes what November’s all about. Christmas, fine, people give you shit… but you have to get them something in return… Oh, you got me a $50 gift card to Olive Garden? Well thanks! I got you a $50 gift card to Outback! Why don’t we all just skip the exchanging bull and buy ourselves shit. Maybe that’s just me.

I’m thinking for a lot of people, New Years is just an excuse to get drunk. Nothing’s changed but the calendar on your wall. Congratulations, you’re one day closer to your death. Happy fucking new year.